you can take the girl out of texas.....

2005-08-02T17:26:00.000-07:00

what kind of novel are you...

The Vampire Novel
Hmm, very interesting! You scored 149!

People are addicted to you, as you make such entertaining and sexy reading material. You get people’s imaginations flowing and make for the type of book people want to read more than once. Cults have been inspired by the likes of you.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on bookpoints

Link: The What Kind Of Book Are You Test written by saucygirl on OkCupid Free Online Dating

2005-07-28T16:42:00.000-07:00

and the funny test...

the Cutting Edge
(52% dark, 60% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 43% on dark
You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 68% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

2005-07-28T16:30:00.000-07:00

would i have been a nazi? clever.....

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 40% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 5% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 21% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

2005-07-27T09:47:00.000-07:00

situation comedy hits bravo!

i am so thrilled to announce.....the show i worked on has now aired!

check it!
situation comedy on bravo

and check out my friends Mark and Shoe....they have websites that have loads of Sitcom info on it...find all these links and more goodies on my links list...

cheers!

2005-06-28T15:39:00.000-07:00

this cracked me up to terribly i have to share it with you all.....thank you wendy...

Its Pretty, Its About Mc Donalds

Shit, you know what?
Mc Donalds is some pretty goddamn good shit!
Seriously that food is fucking amazing.
When I start to think about those fries
those greasy, salty, slightly crispy French fries,
and those soft, squishy cheeseburgers with the little onion bits, the two perfect pickles and that smooth bun
. I start to foam at the mouth like a dog with rabies!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does that shit have to be so fucking fattening?!
GODDAMNIT!!!!
I have no Fatties Points available for it.
Why God? Why cant McDonalds be calorie free?
Please?
I like to hear about when my friends eat it
..
Janice likes the Quarter Pounder with cheese Extra Value Meal
its the #3.
Now, Michelle likes that one too, but she also likes the 2 Cheeseburgers Extra Value Meal
the #2.
Me too!
That one is my favorite.
The #1 is good too
the Big Mac
.
Yeah bitch
Thats some fucking good shit
.
YES!!!!!!! Eat it you skinny bitches!
Shove that shit in your mouth like a ravenous fool!
Rub it on yourself
Press it lightly to your breasts
..yeah
just like that
..
Sniff it.
Oh yeah
.thats some good shit.
Oh GODDAMNNIT!!!!
I want to run into the nearest Mc Donalds, jump over the counter and start shoving fistfuls of that heavenly shit into my mouth!!!
YES!!!!!! Gimme that fucking Mc Donalds right now MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
I dont care if it makes me fat, or if it makes me shit
gimme that fucking cheeseburger!!!
Ill admit, that goofy ass Ronald Mc Donald mother fucker is one creepy ass douchebag, but DAG!..that bitch knows how to make some kick ass burgers!!
You know, those people who made that stupid ass movie, Supersize Me are a bunch of fucking fools.
You fuckers got to eat that shit everyday for a goddamned month!
Ungrateful pieces of shit.
And, on top of that, you made Mc Donalds get rid of their Supersize option!!!
What the hell is wrong with you assholes?
I want to cram my fist up your meathole and poke your eyeballs out.
Stupid bitches.
Mc Donalds KICKS ASS!!!!!
Eat it.
Maybe I will mail you a kitty turd.
Oh Christ
.I gotta have that shit right now.
Seriously, you guys
I want it to so damn bad.
Fuck.
I am touching myself.